[Pauldo]

Boycott Walgreens!!!

So I came home today from a trip to my local Walgreens where I went to get some Halloween candy (for myself).  While there, eye spied a Star Wars brand Darth Vader lightsaber.  Turns out the thing is the biggest piece of shit lightsaber I've ever owned.  When you put the two double AA batteries in the thing is turned on.  The on/off button doesn't do a thing!  Who needs an always-on lightsaber!?  It's not practical.  An evil lord can't be battling rebels 24/7.  He needs a break just like everyone else.  Plus when I extended the saber like i was going to instanly lop some guys head off…the thing came loose and flew across the room.   

It says on the box in small print that it is a costume accessory only and is not meant for battle or play.  Damn!!!  Tonight I was hoping to battle my neighbor above me who keeps complaining about my music.  Oh well, maybe I can get my $7.99 back from Walgreens.   

[Pauldo]

FNORD! =[[[[[[[[[[[

I've been wanting to do that since I joined last night 🙂

Aaron

well ya found the right place to do that!   🙂

I'm an atheist so no god or devil stuff for me behind the diasasters n things.  Just good ol Al Gore gone mad.  maybe i can work in some evil aliens into the story eventually.  I like evil aliens!

yeah…my necrognome mix finsihed dl.  buh bye

sometimes truth is stranger than fiction…

[Pauldo]

So I was in Florida this past couple days…glad to be the F out of there.

To start a hurricane the only thing that is needed is a butterfly flapping it's wings somewhere in South America.

I think Al Gore is secretly behind all of these hurricanes.  Instead of running for president again he became a mad scientist and invented this weather machine that pinpoints the exact location to start a hurricane and he knows how to steer it so it hits a particular state.  He plans on getting revenge on all of the southern redneck republican states and wants to wipe them off the face of the map.  Don't believe me?  After all he was the guy that invented the Internet.

I can't fall asleep.    >:(

[Pauldo]

yes, I've seen Waking Life…good flick…Philosophy 101

I Heart Huckabees if you want more on that theme

play with this one before you hit the sack…”life is meaningless and it's meaningless that it's meaningless!”

[Pauldo]

I had a dream last night that I got a phone call and the caller ID came up “Kri” and I had thought to myself “I don't know if I've even met the guy before.  Why the hell would he be calling ME!”

I love dreams!

[Pauldo]

yeah…it's not like I ever change, edit or misquote somebody else's postings!  ;D

[Pauldo]

a spiritual experience!?  now I know i didn't write that!  I'm probably one of the most militant atheist you could find.  is that editing automatic or manual?  I shall bring awareness to my enthusiasm for describing past experiences.

[Pauldo]

So this one time I was trippin on shrooms and I was really tired.  I thought that if I were to fall asleep than everyone in the house was going to eat me.  My friend had a stack of flyers in his bedroom so I took them and spelled out the word LOVE across his bedroom floor.  This was to ward off everyone from coming in and eating me.  I was going to teach them that love was a better way of being vs. eating people and eating me in particular.  I lived to see the morning so it worked.

Then there was this kid there that got all freaked out because everyone wanted to watch that video called Probe.  He didn't know what it was and he thought it was like some hardcore gay porno and we were going to make him watch it.  Life is grand!   

[Pauldo]

For some reason it scares me a bit 😮

Trust me, you'll like it!   😛

Face what scares you.  Get to know those monsters hiding under your bed.  They might actually turn out to be pretty cool dudes and dudettes.

[Pauldo]

I'm actually hoping that nanotechnology can get so precise at manipulating our cells and chemistry that I'll be able to “nano-trip”.  The nanobots can arrange the molecules and chemistry of my brain in the exact same manner that taking a synthetic would.  When I'm done tripping and want to go to sleep I can just tell the nanobots to go take care of some other bodily function like eliminating waste and putting my brain molecules back to the way they were.  Then I'll be able to turn the trip on and off whenever I want like when I'm waiting at a red light or listening to my boss bitch me out or maybe even when I'm dancing to psytrance music.

something just bit me on the back of my head! 

[Pauldo]

so I've been reading this book called Fantastic Voyage by Ray Kurzweil and Terry Grossman.  Kurzweil is a futurists, predicts coming technologies, etc.  Well their premise is that due to the coming bio-tech and nano-tech revolutions that within 100 years the expected life span of a human being will be 5,000 years.  And that most people alive today will be able to live long enough to reach that 5,000 year span.  We'll all have little nanobots running around inside of us doing all kinds of things better than our own bodies can do it.  They'll all be wireless capable and can group together to perform a task.  You'll be able to store info on your nano's and then just recall it up like memory.  It sure would be nice to have some nanobots keeping track of things for me!  If you need a new program for your nano's…then just download it from the Internet (very matrix like).  I can't wait!  Imagine how many psytrance parties well be able to go to in 5000 years!?  I hope to throw the first psytance party on Mars colony!

Babel on… 

[Pauldo]

oh thank you kind sir!

I might be able to actually get some sleep tonight instead of talking my teddy bear's ears off all night!

[Pauldo]

thank you verdy much mr damon!

[Pauldo]

how may I obtain said mix of mr. damon's, please?

[Pauldo]

but ya gotta abide by my contextual commandements…please???

you see either answer would make me chuckle greatly.  and equally so.  neither would be a wrong response to a story that I told.  the next couple of times your best friend tells you a story turn to them and respond with those 2 responses.  if they are a good natured person they will respond with a chuckle.

I thought episodes 1 and 2 were lazy movies.  lazy storytelling, lazy acting but a few good fights n battles.  I really enjoyed the darkness of ep 3 though

[Author]

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