So this wasn't exactly in “Chicago”. It was more like in Chicago Heights, a dumpy little south suburb. The location added to the ambiance of the event and we needed a place where the fuzz wouldn't be a problem. Nonetheless I camped in line at Another Level the morning these tickets went on sale. I've been anxiously awaiting the 2007 Pimp and Ho Ball for weeks now!
Let me tell you…it did not disappoint this year. There were more fine ho's this year than any other year. They had this kick ass foam party. I got to feel up many a good ho during that. If I just kept low to the floor and hid in the foam the ho's wouldn't know who was pulling on their bikini bottoms. Just had to watch out for their pimps if they were the real deal if ya know what I mean.
There were the back rental rooms too. I had three babes back there at once. It was hot! Ok, so I had to pay two of them and the third weighed as much as the two combined but it was still a good time for the Pauldo.
Things weren't just all fun and games either. They had a couple of of charity events. A Ho auction which I did NOT win. Then there was the Ho Slapping booth. For a dollar you got the chance to slap a Ho. You could either open hand slap them or give them a good ol' backhanded bitch slap. However, you can't do BOTH on one dollar, as I found out in my first try. It counts as two bucks and I guess the ho's don't last too long if they be taking multiple hits on them.
So check it out next year brother's and ho's!
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