Awesome, would like to meet this person.
It could be Jerry Seinfeld. He's published a number of books anonymously called “Letters From a Nut” where he would write all kinds of whacked out letters to companies with all kinds of strange requests. He didn't come out about being the author/writer until years after the first book was published.
http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/0380973545
